I pray to the Patron Saint of Apathy

The Last Song and Dear John are cute and all, but girls should really take a reality check and adjust their standards. Forrest Gump > Noah Calhoun. And unlike Nicholas Sparks boys, Forrest Gumps actually exist.

I just watched Forrest Gump for the first time

Oh my god. I cried so much at the end.

Bubba, Forrest’s mom, and Lt. Dan were my favorites. Especially Lt. Dan. 

Forrest Gump is the best man ever. Fuck Nicholas Sparks’ boyfriends. Forrest Gump is the best man any woman could ever ask for. Jenny didn’t deserve him.

I just want to love and be loved in return

jidfurikuri:

religiousragings:

yourdailydoseofcanada:

Why is it that this concept seems to be going out of style with most.

I don’t want things or anything other than someone who genuinely is as crazy about me as I am about them.

I want someone to jump in, dive headfirst, and swim for me. Regardless of whether or not they know how to swim, I want someone to take that chance with me.

I want it to be real. For once. Forever.

Off topic, but very much on topic.  :/

This would be nice.

Ah. 

Too much trouble comes from loving women.

So I think I’ll just become a raging narcissist and only love myself.

looking for:

heterosexual teenage female who

• likes cartoons, star wars, superheroes, pokemon, sports, science, history, good food, not doing drugs, roller coasters, secular humanism, romantic comedies, pop punk, hip-hop, alternative rock, disney movies, laughing at stupid shit, and scrawny/awkward brown guys. 

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Ahh, it’s the little things that you miss most of all, like having someone to talk to without a filter on or to be a designated hugger for any occasion.

i just can’t win.

doesn’t listen and keeps fighting: pisses you off and fails

listens and leaves you alone: pisses you off and fails

It’s ironic, how as an atheist, more than anything, I just want to be her savior.

Here’s my last relationship in terms of The Notebook:

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I swear, there are so many perfect situations that I make up in my head and I’d everything for just one of them to come true.