i just made some salmon and god damn. i’m jealous of my future wife. i mean not only does she get to fuck me, but she also gets to eat my cooking? shit, that’s such a good deal it’s almost unfair.
I pray to the Patron Saint of Apathy
My name is Rusiru and I am 16 years of age. Born in Sri Lanka. Raised in New York.
Posts tagged lolol
Aug
18
Apr
3
waT
I ALWAYS LAUGH AT THIS
omg
i saw this coming. but still. it’s fucking awesome.
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The first time I ever played runescape, I stood in line at the bank for 10 minutes before realizing that it didn’t work that way.
The first time I ever played runescape, I never got past the tutorial/training segment b/c I couldn’t do this potion/spell thing on a chicken. That was my first rage quit.
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Apr
1
I’ll definitely be using the hunger strike one when I dress up as Gandhi for Halloween. Just imagine the copious amount biddies I shall acquire.
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