The compliments I receive:
- Older man/woman I just met: You're such a nice, good natured young man,
- Me: Oh, thank you!
- Older man/woman I just met: I take it you've accepted Jes-
- Me: -Nope.
- Me: *leaves*
Posts tagged jesus christ
Jesus was obviously a waterbender.
Happy Easter everyone!
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I get it, you don’t believe in a god. That’s cool. It doesn’t mean you have some magical intellectual entitlement to the keys to the universe. If I don’t want to read a Bible that some fanatic pushes down my throat at a street corner, what makes you think that I’d want to read a Richard Dawkins book to coddle your false sense of moral superiority? Get a life.
-Love , A Concerned Citizen
But it’s not a false sense of moral superiority, honestly, I think it’s a pretty legitimate sense of moral superiority.
-Love , An Atheist
to be Pro-Life: I’ll give you $10
to be against gay marriage: I’ll give you $20
to believe in a God(s): I’ll give you my soul
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No, seriously though. Give me your best arguments. I want to train myself in the ways of flawless debating.
and
No seriously though. Do this. I’m in a pissy mood and I debate the best I’m fired up. Please. I beg you. LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG<3
Fuck off, Jesus.
(via eyelikeyourspark)
to be Pro-Life: I’ll give you $10
to be against gay marriage: I’ll give you $20
to believe in a God(s): I’ll give you my soul
…
No, seriously though. Give me your best arguments. I want to train myself in the ways of flawless debating.
and
this is creepy as fuck
the year is 2025
the totalitarian US government mandates daily viewings of this video
Followed by their hit singles “Do the Dishes” and “Die For Your Country”
Damn it, it’s stuck in my head now.
Um. No. I wrote The Nobility of Dissent for a reason. :|
I don’t have to ever worry about the 7 Deadly Sins! I might actually be okay with not indulging in them (yes, even lust) if it weren’t for Gluttony. As a teenage boy living in America, eating is my favorite pastime and if I didn’t have Gluttony in my life, I might just die.
HEY ATHEIST LADIES!!!
~holla~ Jesus Freakz hmuuu!!1!jesus