I pray to the Patron Saint of Apathy

Jul 25

Letter from Boston Mayor to Chick-fil-A President

This is the best, by far. Chick-fil-A. Get owned son.

http://hereandnow.wbur.org/2012/07/25/boston-chick-fila

May 29

pragmatic-realist:

americas-liberty:

allarecreatedequal:

streetgirls:

Ranting.

Male masturbation releases sperm, not fertilized eggs. No humans are harmed. Abortion ends the life of a living embryo or fetus, which only comes after an egg is fertilized.

If I went back to England (Spain in my case) i would be an immigrant (what i dont like is actually ILLEGAL immigrants)
If i vote no on gay marriage i could still watch lesbian porn because the 2 women aren’t getting married… they’re having sex.
As stated above, sperm is not (and never can be) alive without insemination with a woman’s egg.
your arguments are invalid

And who the hell wants to watch lesbian porn anyway?

However, there’s still a chance that the embryo will not survive. Pro-life arguments might actually sound logical if pregnancy had a 100% success rate. But it doesn’t. And even if it does, forcing someone who cannot support/doesn’t want a child to go through with their pregnancy would be like forcing every comfortably living middle/upper class adult to adopt a child for the sole reason that they can afford to.
And no, that’s not the point of the tweet god damn it. The point was that if you’re perfectly comfortable with watching lesbian porn then what fucking reason would you have to oppose their marriage? That’s hypocrisy.
The arguments are not invalid. Plus they’re not even arguments. THEY ARE TWEETS. If you’d like an “argument” that exceeds 140 characters, then I’d be happy to provide you with some.
And FYI, lesbian porn is fucking awesome. Most guys are insecure about the size of their penis as it is. It makes a lot more sense that a guy would rather watch only women as opposed to women and a good looking, buff man with a massive penis. Plus, I’d assume that lesbians also watch lesbian porn.

americas-liberty:

allarecreatedequal:

streetgirls:

Ranting.

Male masturbation releases sperm, not fertilized eggs. No humans are harmed. Abortion ends the life of a living embryo or fetus, which only comes after an egg is fertilized.

If I went back to England (Spain in my case) i would be an immigrant (what i dont like is actually ILLEGAL immigrants)

If i vote no on gay marriage i could still watch lesbian porn because the 2 women aren’t getting married… they’re having sex.

As stated above, sperm is not (and never can be) alive without insemination with a woman’s egg.

your arguments are invalid

And who the hell wants to watch lesbian porn anyway?

However, there’s still a chance that the embryo will not survive. Pro-life arguments might actually sound logical if pregnancy had a 100% success rate. But it doesn’t. And even if it does, forcing someone who cannot support/doesn’t want a child to go through with their pregnancy would be like forcing every comfortably living middle/upper class adult to adopt a child for the sole reason that they can afford to.

And no, that’s not the point of the tweet god damn it. The point was that if you’re perfectly comfortable with watching lesbian porn then what fucking reason would you have to oppose their marriage? That’s hypocrisy.

The arguments are not invalid. Plus they’re not even arguments. THEY ARE TWEETS. If you’d like an “argument” that exceeds 140 characters, then I’d be happy to provide you with some.

And FYI, lesbian porn is fucking awesome. Most guys are insecure about the size of their penis as it is. It makes a lot more sense that a guy would rather watch only women as opposed to women and a good looking, buff man with a massive penis. Plus, I’d assume that lesbians also watch lesbian porn.

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May 11

religiousragings:

What is that dark area?

In all fairness, aren’t there some 20 odd other states just like NC? NC’s just the newest member of the group, right?

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May 9

What I believe, Version II.

smittenkitten88:

You know, I think now is an appropriate time as ever to reaffirm what I believe.

This includes, but is not limited to, religious beliefs.

This is partly for myself and partly for my new followers who may not have had the chance to be assaulted by my strong opinions.

Note: If you choose to read this, it’s not my fault.

If you can’t handle my beliefs, deal with it.

If you want to argue, bring it on.

If you agree, awesome.

Yes, I have an opinion. It’s aggressive and obnoxious, kind of like a surprise boner. Sometimes it leaves a bad taste in your mouth, also like a boner.

I’m proud of my beliefs. They make me who I am, and I like who I am (for the most part).

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Wow. We agree on pretty much everything! Fuck whoever unfollowed you (if it was for this post).

Mar 31

If you convince me:

pastaistheopiateofthemasses:

to be Pro-Life: I’ll give you $10

to be against gay marriage: I’ll give you $20

to believe in a God(s): I’ll give you my soul

…

No, seriously though. Give me your best arguments. I want to train myself in the ways of flawless debating.

Here’s my ask box

and

Here’s my submit box

No seriously though. Do this. I’m in a pissy mood and I debate the best I’m fired up. Please. I beg you. LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG<3

Mar 27

If you convince me:

to be Pro-Life: I’ll give you $10

to be against gay marriage: I’ll give you $20

to believe in a God(s): I’ll give you my soul

…

No, seriously though. Give me your best arguments. I want to train myself in the ways of flawless debating.

Here’s my ask box

and

Here’s my submit box

Mar 3

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dissociativedisillusion:

ryanjdavis:

You can be fired in 29 states for being gay. Learn more at GLAAD and stand up for Ellen.

Have I mentioned lately how much I hate living here?

I’m lucky NYC is liberal enough for the whole state because everywhere else other than NYC and Westchester county is bigoted and conservative as fuckkk. -___- Like I’ve said before, living in the rural parts of the Northeast is like living in a papal state.

(via cunafish)

thedailywhat:

Follow Up of the Day: Archie Comics has announced that Life With Archie #16, which features the wedding of Archie‘s first gay character, Kevin Keller, has sold out despite (to spite?) the objections of the American Family Association’s One Million Moms project.

The conservative group called for a boycott of toy chain Toys R Us last week over the company’s decision to stock the Archie issue.

The issues were removed from Toys R Us shelves, but not in the way One Million Moms hoped they would be.

Archie Comics CEO Jon Goldwater says the group “has a right to their opinion,” but Kevin Keller isn’t going anywhere.

“Kevin will always be a major part of Riverdale, and we’re overjoyed, honored and humbled by the response to this issue,” he said in a statement. “Our fans have come out full force to support Kevin. He is, without a doubt, the most important new character in Archie history. He’s here to stay.”

[towleroad.]

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Feb 29

Support the gay Bulbasaurs!

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Feb 28

larxenesomebody:

sith-timelord:

theotherconsultingdetective:

cuts-burns-and-suicide:

tired-little-emo-boy:

imuphereandyouredownthere:

i-m-a-g-i-n-e-it:

gallifreyanson:

Wow this was great.

FUCKING. THIS.

You tell that bitch like it is.

Well done.

(via thoughtsofalivingatheist)

Feb 8

religiousragings:

goodreasonnews:

foreverliberal:

fitvillains:

JCPenney Spokeswoman Ellen DeGeneres Responds To Anti-Gay Group

Since the announcement that Ellen would be a new spokesperson for JCPenney, there’s been an outpouring of support. There have also been a handful of critics. Ellen addressed them head-on in her monologue.

Ellen — you are absolutely incredible.

To be able to face so much hate simply for who you are and respond with love — you are amazing.

I am so proud to be a part of the LGBT community. And for everyone else who is — you should be proud too. Never be ashamed of who you are.

I’m not sure if it’s just because I reported them so many times (and I was like blocked or something) or if my call to report them actually worked, but I can’t get onto One Million Mom’s Facebook page.

I can’t get on the Facebook page either, and I can’t find it in any of my searches. I’m beginning to wonder if Facebook may have pulled it. (If this is true, YAY and stuff, but it may have just gone private or something.)

They still have a Twitter account and a website full of ignorant bullshit.

Ellen is UBER awesome!

~ Steve

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Feb 2

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Feb 1

foreverliberal:

stfuconservatives:

goodreasonnews:

Ellen DeGeneres’ new gig as a spokeswoman for JC Penney is just one component in the retail brand’s planned makeover, but not everyone is thrilled by the choice.

OneMillionMoms.com, a division of the American Family Association, is now calling for DeGeneres to be replaced by the Texas-based chain because she is a lesbian, Towleroad and other media outlets are reporting.

(via Ellen DeGeneres’ JC Penney Partnership Slammed By Anti-Gay Group One Million Moms)

Christian hate group led by a guy who thinks all the Nazis were a secret gay club is really concerned with commercial spokespeople.

If you don’t like Ellen Degeneres you are on my automatic side-eye list. Also, if you’re in any way related to the AFA. These moms are getting a double side-eye. FEEL THE BURN.

-Jess

Here’s a petition — http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/Thank-JC-Penney-For-Ellen-DeGeneres-Partnership/

Support Ellen and J.C. Penney’s decision — screw homophobes and anti-gay individuals. All they do is spread hate.

Fuck Homophobia. Fuck OneMillionMoms. I love Ellen, she’s the nicest person ever. Go take a few seconds out of your day and sign this petition, please? :(

(via foreverliberal23-deactivated201)

Jan 31

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