Posts tagged facebook
hey guys, i messaged Justin Timberlake today. i’ll let you guys know how this works out for me.
fingers crossed.
*LOL maybe it’s because you’re a shallow cunt who puts appearance above everything else*
this keeps happening to me.
why?
what did i do to deserve this?
LOL WTF @ how I haven’t seen one Facebook status expressing condolences about the Wisconsin shooting…
my homie mj doe
I changed my Facebook language to “Leet Speak” for a bit and immediately I felt like I was transported to AIM (circa 2009). It was absolutely dreadful; Hands down the most traumatizing 3 minutes of my life.
There used to be this thing where his face would show up on chat when you entered “:putnam:”. Idk if it still works, though.
(via subluxed)
i don’t get why people think taking bathroom pics is so cute. i mean. don’t they realize that that’s where people poop and stuff?
Someday, there may come a day that someone can stump me on why gay marriage is detrimental. That day, is not today.
Nbd, just a couple of 16 year old boys discussing something that 30 or so states can’t seem to realize.
No. Shut up. You’re a girl, and a pretty one at that. Obviously he’s gonna be nice to you. If you want to know if a guy is nice, ask other guys (no, not his best friends) what they think of him. If he’s really as sweet as you think he is, not many people will have bad things to say about him. It’s not that the guy doesn’t genuinely have a sweet side that only you see, but it’s that, I see a lot of these posts on guys’ walls with whom I know very well, and they’ve got some good qualities, but “nice” isn’t necessarily what I’d call them
So this literally just happened. idk. I try to be nice to these guys, I really do. This isn’t the first post by this theist kid and his friends that peeved me. But excuse me, Mr. Motherfucker. Last time I checked, we lived in the United States of America. I’m pretty sure that there is no other nation on earth where it is more “okay” to be Christian, save for Vatican City.
My friend and I discuss the perfect movie on Facebook.
a girl on Facebook posted this picture
these are the comments
is this real life
By nature I’m not a violent man, but some people really deserve a good bitch slap.
(via nomacsherejustuschickens)
