I pray to the Patron Saint of Apathy

Last night

I had this dream (I don’t remember what it was about) and I started talking (as a response to something in the dream) and then I woke up right after finishing the phrase. I realized that though it was dialogue from my dream, I had said it out loud in real life and had abruptly awakened after saying it. It was such a weird feeling. I felt like I didn’t even know who I was for a good 15 seconds (which felt like 20 minutes) and then went back to sleep.

I finally had that “go to school in your underwear” nightmare last night. But I, along with everyone else in the nightmare, was totally okay with that. What really scarred me was the fact that I was prematurely balding. It was, without a doubt, the scariest thing I’ve ever experienced.