I pray to the Patron Saint of Apathy

If you convince me:

pastaistheopiateofthemasses:

to be Pro-Life: I’ll give you $10

to be against gay marriage: I’ll give you $20

to believe in a God(s): I’ll give you my soul

…

No, seriously though. Give me your best arguments. I want to train myself in the ways of flawless debating. 

Here’s my ask box

and

Here’s my submit box

No seriously though. Do this. I’m in a pissy mood and I debate the best I’m fired up. Please. I beg you. LET ME PROVE YOU WRONG<3