I pray to the Patron Saint of Apathy

asdfghjklasqwebj why is it I can never find my dress belt on Concert nights?

pragmatic-realist:

good-gollymissmolly:

Disgusting.

So we should allow Iran to develop nuclear technology unchecked. Have you forgotten one of the most essential matters for any state is security? Claiming that we can trust every other state to behave themselves in the world if we just ignore them is an epic international relations fail.

Well shit, pragmatic-realist, we agree on something!

*Listening to We’re Back (Explicit) by The Lonely Island w/o headphones*

*9 year old sister walks in*

*Hits pause*

*Awkward silence*

*Sister gives nod approval*

*Hits resume*

coolest. president. ever. am i right.

hahahah he really is . i hope michelle’s cool with this though!

borgiabutts:

we also had to analyze african jesus

i wrote down on my paper, “i like this jesus because he’s hot” and my teacher said “i agree with you”

avatarstateyipyip:

pizzaforpresident:

So in one week we’ve got three cannibal cases in Florida, a man spitting blood all over a highway patrol officer, another man disemboweling himself and then throwing his intestines at two police officers, and a woman beheading her infant and eating it’s brain…….